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A Shameful Moment Of Weakness

I have a terrible confession to make. Last night not only did I watch part of American Idol, I actually dialed the phone and voted for Vanessa. Why did I do such a terrible thing? Well, she actually sang the notes of her song, and didn't warble all over the place, and when Simon told her that, as a compliment, she should lose a few pounds, her reaction was priceless. While she waggled her butt in the faces of America (and the judges) she told us how she had a booty like J Lo. I've seen J Lo's booty, and Vanessa, yours is nothing like it. But you got style, and that's better than J Lo's booty, or J Lo's body. When you sat on the couch with Ryan and recounted the experience by flashing two thumbs up, giving a big smile, and saying "you're fat!" I knew I had to vote for you.