Funmurphys: the Blog

Harry, Get Well Soon

Vice President Cheney accidentally shot a friend while quail hunting over the weekend and you'd think something of national import happened. I guess it was a slow weekend in the Natalie Holloway case. The VP's tardiness in notifying the media -- the 22 hour gap -- is driving some people bonkers. What difference did the delay make? None has been offered, so I'm left with nothing but Ecclesiastes: Vanity, Vanity, all is Vanity.

I realize that the best way for the VP to have handled the situation from a PR standpoint was to have immediately notified the press, made a tearful apology on camera, and in general treat it as more important than Iran getting nukes. But really, should I care that the VP accidentally shot a fellow hunter? And who should the VP apologize to besides Harry Whittington, the man he shot? He didn't shoot the American people, so why does he owe us an apology? If all we want is to hear Cheney's apology to Whittington, what do I make of all this outrage over the NSA listening to private conversations?

OK , I do think at least one important question has been raised by this "scandal". Why is that preening doofus David Gregory on NBC's payroll? I had no problem with quantum physics, but I'm completely stumped by that one.

Actually, the handling by Cheney may not be so bad as people are saying. For one thing, the press corps has predictably behaved so wretchedly that they are sharing the spotlight with him. And he's built interest in the interview he's going to do, so this way he only has to apologize on camera once. And thirdly, all of us who think of ourselves as laconic he-men admire the way he's taken the laconic he-man approach to this. My inner laconic he-man has been stirred so much by the VP since since he and the President called New York Times reporter Adam Clymer a major league asshole (and of course the left was up in arms over that bit of truth telling) and Cheney alone told Senator Pat Leahy "'intercourse' you" when Pat was trying to play nice in private after blasting him in public. Laconic He-men are the same in private as in public, and expect other people to be the same.

I miss the Clinton presidency. Now there were real scandals and issues. Take eavesdropping on international calls. Every President since Alexander Graham Bell has done it, and every President, including Saint Jimmy, since FISA was inacted has said they still had the right to eavesdrop on international calls under the constitution. In other words, old news. But when Clinton was President, we got to see the claim resolved that per executive privelege Presidents should be immune to any non-Presidential lawsuits while President. Illegal wars? Heck, President Bush has congressional authorization. President Clinton had nothing when we pre-emtively attacked Serbia over Kosovo. Secrecy? Have you forgotten Hillary Care so soon? Maybe the VP should explain he grew up hunting with his father and all questions will cease. Hey, it worked when Hillary explained how she was able to make so much money in futures. I pity the Democrats who have so little to work with.