Funmurphys: the Blog

I Love Wal-Mart

Yessir, I love everything about Wal-Mart. I'd especially love one of those wall mounted plasma HDTVs from the electronics department. I'm sure with one of those in my possession, I would be able to rhapsodize at great length about Wal-Mart, it's ability to deliver quality products at a low cost, the unfairness of the union smear campaign against it, the unfairness of Maryland singling Wal-Mart out over employee healthcare. Of course, I could learn to love Best Buy, Comp USA, Target, or another store that sells plasma HDTVs if it somehow managed to come into my possession.

Because as a blogger, I have no code of ethics, ergo I must not have any ethics (or plasma HDTV).

Of course, I could do a review of one, and somehow never return it. Because it's not like companies never send freebees hoping to get a (good) review. And believe me, I'd love a plasma HDTV (as long as it's widescreen and has a 3D YC comb filter).