The opinions expressed here are completely my own (unless you agree with them, in which case they are both of ours, but that doesn't happen too often, so don't worry about it) or they were posted by someone else (in which case the opinions are the other person's, and not mine, unless I give my written agreement in triplicate and have it notarized, and even then you can't be too sure).
Said opinions have nothing to do with friends (except Carl), relatives (except Sean), spouses (hey, that should be spouse since I'm no bigamist) or (most importantly) my employer, whose opinions I have nothing to do with and can only be ascertained by official press releases, and not by reading somebody's blog for crying out loud.