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Monday Morning Humor

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.”

Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $100!”

This catches the engineer’s attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

The programmer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The engineer doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.

Now, it’s the engineer’s turn. He asks the programmer “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?” The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He searches the net and the Library of Congress with the onboard wifi. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers — all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks “Well, so what’s the answer?” Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to go back to sleep.

For Those Who Like Their Bones Neat

The real McCoy, and nothing but.

Sci-Fi Sounds From My Youth

Kevin Kelly posted “The Scifi Sound Effects That Take Over Your Brain” and brought back a lot of happy (and scary) childhood memories. Sounds, like flavors, can trigger a memory and/or an emotional state much more than a picture. Listen to all of them but the Alien Heat Ray and the Alien Probe from the 1953 version of War of the Worlds.brought back some scary memories. The original Star Trek transporter sounds like wonder and awe to me. It was a very cool visual effect as well.

Three Words for My Singing in Church

  1. Awful
  2. Offkey
  3. Sprechstimme

A more succinct definition from the Virginia Tech Multimedia Music Dictionary: A vocal style in which the melody is spoken at approximate pitches rather than sung on exact pitches

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Cheeseburger in a Can

What will they think of next! How do you improve on cheeseburger in a can? That will increase attendence at our scout campouts.

I admit I was intrigued by the other product mentioned, Peronin:

Peronin is easy to consume during the contest, is readily assimilated by the body, and enters the bloodstream immediately. In addition, in extreme situations, it eliminates the risk of suffering the much-feared fatigue caused by a lack of oxygen in the blood and it minimizes bowel movements.

I cannot stress enough the importance of minimizing bowel movements while camping, or during sporting events for that matter.

OK, I read this amazing fact on the internet so its true. Maybe.

Corgis can outrun a cheetah, inch for inch.

I’m guessing the inches refer to leg length, and not body length.

Cue the reproachful dog picture:

pembroke corgi

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PETA vs. Polar Bears

Is PETA torn over polar bears? On the one hand, they’re animals; on the other, they eat meat and wear real fur.

The Narita Family

If you enjoy photography and/or scale models, check out the Narita Family. Simply beautiful work.

Expanding The Carbon Offset Business

While waiting for the Libby Trial jury to come back with a verdict (my mind’s made up, what’s taking them so long?), Tom Maguire has been forced to write, ever so briefly, about other things, like cigarette offsets. Not being a smoker, I don’t think he’s on to anything there.

However, he has the kernal of a good idea, and so I’m willing to partner with anyone who wants to form a fat offset firm. Yep, we sell people weight offsets – whether you want to lose weight but stay at your current weight, or pork up while being able to claim you haven’t gained a pound. So if somebody mentioned Al Gore’s weight gain, he’d be able to retort that in fact he’d lost weight when you factored in his fat offsets. I’m sure we could really clean up in Hollywood.

Oh, for any prospective partners, I consider access to anorexics a clear plus.

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Not All Science Is As Fun And Pointless

If you’re like me, you hear “like nailing jello to a wall” and you immediately translate the phrase to “impossible.” Fortunately, not everybody thinks that way, as this scientifically inclined person demonstrates. The man (while I don’t know the person’s gender, I’m assuming only a man spends so much time on a project like this) chronicles his attempts to nail jello to a wall, starting with the expected tragedies but culminating in triumph.

He then attempts to nail jello to a wall while the jello is vertical! Did he succeed? See for yourself: