“A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.”

—————— William James (Are you thinking what I’m thinking?)

“I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.”

———- Joe Walsh (Speaking for all of us)

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody”

——– Bill Cosby (Said perhaps after he started speaking out against cultural problems in the Black community)

“The supreme paradox of all thought is the attempt to discover something that thought cannot think.”

—————- Søren Kierkegaard (Later paraphrased by famous philosopher Curly Howard as “I keep trying to think, but nothing happens”)

“A political campaign starts when a politician stops working and goes about making speeches about all the work he intends to do.”

———– Unknown (probably becuase it’s so old – Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.)

Most plans are just inaccurate predictions.

———— Ben Bayol (probably in response to his wife’s complaints about the typical male’s lack of planning)

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

—————– Carol Burnett (she must have had some hellacious tragedies based on how funny she was)

Bonus punchline:

I saw it in the window, and I just had to have it.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

—————- Ambrose Bierce (Boy, there sure are a lot of bigots out there!)