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The Palestinians Need an Orchestra

(Whew! After singing in three Messiah concerts in 27 hours, it’s time for some non-vocal communication.) 

I want to go back to something Kevin said on May 5, 2004 (post: “The State of Diplomacy”): 

It means that the palestinians won’t get a state until they get serious about being a nation and not just an odd cross between victims and terrorists. 

This statement is insightful, profound, and (best of all) true

About a year ago I was reading the book: “Six Days of War: June 1967 and the Making of the Modern Middle East”, by Michael B. Oren, Oxford University Press, 2002. On page 3 Oren is talking about the Yishuv, the Jewish community in Palestine: 

“By the 1940s, the Yishuv was a powerhouse in the making: dynamic, inventive, ideologically and politically pluralistic. Drawing on Western and Eastern European models, the Jews of Palestine created new vehicles for agrarian settlement (the communal kibbutz and cooperative moshav), a viable socialist economy with systems for national health, reforestation, and infrastructure development, a respectable university, and a symphony orchestra – and to defend them all, an underground citizen’s army, the Haganah.” 

When I read that paragraph I thought, “What? An orchestra??!!!” I had thought of the early Jewish community in Palestine as a bunch of huddled refugees, hunkering down in the basement shelter and trying desperately to avoid being annihilated! 

Well, I was wrong. The Yishuv did have somewhat of a siege mentality, but they also found time and enough violins to create a symphony orchestra and give concerts. That’s very interesting. 

Victims don’t have orchestras. Terrorists don’t give concerts. 

Nations do both of these things. And that’s a big difference. 

I also remember reading sometime in the 1990s about the newly established Palestinian Authority. If I remember correctly, the article in Time magazine stated that the P.A. managed to collect even less money in taxes from the Palestinian areas than the Israelis had during their authority. If true, that’s pathetic! 

Victims don’t pay taxes. Terrorists don’t pay taxes. Nations do pay taxes, and that’s partly how they build themselves into a functioning society and respectable member of the family of nations. 

The Palestinians’ fate is not in their own hands. Their unhappy situation is partly a consequence of their own actions. That is reality. Behaving like a nation would go a long way toward changing their perception in the eyes of the rest of the world, where it really matters. Having an orchestra, and paying taxes, would also change their own self-image. 

(I’m aware that the P.A. was corrupt, and perhaps Palestinian individuals avoided paying taxes that would just go to line some official’s pocket. If true, this would be a profound betrayal of a people’s hopes and dreams by Yasser Arafat. ‘Nuff said.) 

So if you Palestinians want a state, you should start an orchestra and pay your taxes. Continue in that theme, and renounce your destructive intifada and the Hamas terrorists. After two generations of failure, it’s time to try doing something different. 

If you search on Google for “Palestinian orchestra”, you will get some hits. Some of those links appear to refer to the early Jewish orchestra mentioned in the “Six Days of War” book. But there are also some references to an orchestra in Ramallah. It appears that some musicians had this idea before I did, and a few Palestinians aspire to play in the orchestra or to conduct it! 

I wish them the best of success. Perhaps they could start with the opening Tenor aria from Messiah

Comfort ye.

Comfort ye, my people, saith your God. 

Speak ye comfortably to Jerusalem, 

And cry unto her, that her warfare is accomplished 
[over]

That her iniquity is pardoned, 

That her iniquity is pardoned. 

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Getting Paid for Grades

Back in high school a few of my classmates got paid by their parents to get good grades. I remember some guys said they would get $5 for an ‘A’ and $2 for every ‘B’. Then I heard much higher figures from some non-honor roll students: 20 bucks for every ‘A’ and $10 for every ‘B’! Wow! I would have cleaned up at the end of every marking period! I coulda had that ten-speed bike in no time, instead of painting our house that summer (Of course, if I hadn’t painted the house I would never have learned the words to “Road to Shambala”, by Three Dog Night, listening to my transistor radio up there on the scaffolding while slapping white paint against the shingles.) 

The odd thing is that the rates for good students were a lot lower than for the kids that rarely made the honor roll. “Biff” might earn 20 clams for every ‘A’, but he rarely got one. So the net payout from the parents was pretty minimal, whether their kids had high GPAs or low. 

Now that I’m in graduate school, I realize that I am getting paid to get good grades. And it ain’t no small potatoes, either! My company has an educational assistance plan that pays for tuition, usually about a thousand spondulicks for a three-credit course. I also get 5 hours per week to attend class during the day, which is a good benefit! But here is the catch: “To continue in the Educational Assistance Program, you must receive grades of “C” or higher for undergraduate course and “B” or higher for courses taken in a graduate degree program.” 

I took my final exam on Saturday night. I think I was between an ‘A’ and a ‘B’ in the course; not bad for a guy who four months ago would not have recognized a partial differential equation if one had fallen into my lunch! I think I did okay on the final. But if I blew the final, and I get a ‘C’ in the course; I am out of the Education Assistance Program. Sudden death! One strike, and you’re out! 

I have heard that professors will bend over backwards to give their students at least a B-. Other sources say no – their profs are strict that an ‘A’ is 90 or above, a ‘B’ is 80 or above, and so on. I don’t think I’m a slacker, but I did sign up for the Atmospheric Dynamics course a little weak on the prerequisites. 

So I’m getting paid a thousand dollars for every ‘A’ or ‘B’. If I get anything below a ‘B’, I’m out of the program. Maybe I can still try to get a Master’s Degree on my own, but it will be a lot more difficult. 

The stakes are high. This game is for keeps.