Saddam Hussein was executed following a trial for just one of his mass murders (AKA crime against humanity). I call that a good start.
Saddam Hussein Executed
Dec 31
Merry Christmas!
Dec 24
I’m wishing you a Merry Christmas!
And if you celebrate something different this time of year, then may you find the joy and satisfaction in that celebration.
And if you don’t celebrate anything this time of year, then Merry Christmas!
Hark the herald angels sing “Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled”
Joyful, all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies
With the angelic host proclaim: “Christ is born in Bethlehem”
Hark! The herald angels sing “Glory to the newborn King!”Christ by highest heav’n adored
Christ the everlasting Lord!
Late in time behold Him come
Offspring of a Virgin’s womb
Veiled in flesh the Godhead see
Hail the incarnate Deity
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus, our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald angels sing
“Glory to the newborn King!”Hail the heav’n-born Prince of Peace!
Hail the Son of Righteousness!
Light and life to all He brings
Ris’n with healing in His wings
Mild He lays His glory by
Born that man no more may die
Born to raise the sons of earth
Born to give them second birth
Hark! The herald angels sing
“Glory to the newborn King!”
—- Charles Wesley
All Reality All The Time
Dec 20
I admit it, I watch What Not To Wear, but in my defense, it is only with my wife and daughter. And of course there’s How Do I Look, which is similar yet different — which I also only watch when the female Murphys are around. If it’s just me, I watch shows like Dogfights or Modern Marvels, and if it’s just the Murphy Men naturally we watch Mythbusters. Somehow I just stopped watching scripted shows except for Monk or comedy reruns.
But back to How Do I Look — another man watches the show, and given his style sense you’d shouldn’t be surprised by another man who does.
Both shows try to impress the importance of taking some pains with your appearance. The subjects are typically women who don’t, or who do but in the wrong way (e.g. dress far “younger” than they should). The hosts are pretty blunt about the clothing, makeup, and hairstyling choices but are very supportive of the person themselves – with the goal of minimizing the person’s problem areas and maximizing the persons assets. Each episode the hosts first try to teach the subject what kind of clothes are right for them, and then it’s off to hair and makeup. When all is done, we have the reveal (yeah, just like home remodeling shows, which have fallen out of favor at chez Murphy recently) and the transformation from wretched to something better.
What I like abou the shows is that the advice is tailored to the person themselves, they use real people so the audience (i.e. my dauther and other impressionable teenagers) are not given unreasonable expectations about appearence, and the point is about helping average people do a better job at presenting themselves and controlling the message their appearence sends. It’s not like Extreme Makeover etc. where a whole bunch of surgery is used to transform ugly ducklings into swans. The goal on these shows is to help ugly ducklings turn into ducks by making different appearance choices available to anyone.
Parenting Tip
Dec 18
There comes a time when your children get older and your old standby control methods don’t work. Does a time out work on anyone past the age of ten? You might be inclined to panic, but let me tell you the technique I’m about to describe has far more effect on adolescents than any technique used at an earlier age. And it has the added bonus effect that it is even more effective in public, thus restoring the balance of power lost when your little darling figured out that they could push your buttons and you coudn’t do anything about it without disapproving stares, leaving the store, or worse, a reference to child welfare. And the best part is, you’ll actually enjoy discipline again!
So what is this technique? PDA, or as you’ll soon discover, the threat of it. Yes, tell your adolescent if they keep that offensive behavior up, they are going to get a hug from mommy or daddy (don’t forget, actually use the words mommy or daddy as the case may be just for the shock effect of the words), and for really bad behavior, a hug and a kiss. When in public, this has spectacular results. You will never have to give more than one hug, and that only in the case of the most hardened adolescent. An alternative is to threaten to loudly and publically call them by that pet name you have for them (if you don’t have such a name, it’s never to late to start one).
You may be thinking, how does this work in private? That’s easy, just threaten to call all their friends and tell them how much you love them. In extreme cases, you may also be forced to threatened to send pictures of your little darling as a baby or small child — I’m sure you have all kinds of pictures of them dressed up in extremely embarrassing clothes or doing extremely embarrassing things – a simple rule of thumb is the cuter you think the picture is, the more your child is embarrassed by it.
So for those of you parents at your wits end with how to keep control of bored kids during long shopping expeditions, remember that PDA is your friend. And it can even work for you parents (and I don’t think you don’t know who you are) who love to make empty threats over and over – at last here’s a threat you might actually carry out! Good luck, and remember, one day they just might provide you with grandchildren, so don’t alienate them now any more than you have to.
A Friendly Reminder
Dec 15
Nine shopping days left.
No, I’m not done. Are you?
My problem is that I always start with the easy gifts, and then as time is running out I’m stuck with people who are impossible to buy for. Yes, that is a pretty easy recipe for stress.
Forest Management
Dec 14
My backyard would appear to have a remnant of the primeval Missouri Forest: Oak, Ash, Hickory, and Dogwood. The previous owner had marked several trees for removal by putting a big red paint blotch on them. I have removed a trio of live trees (oddly enough none had a big red splotch) and a bunch of dead trees – two white pines and the remainder dogwoods. I didn’t try to change the variety, however, but had other concerns. But in the larger forest outside my backyard, Oaks and Hickories are on the decline. Researchers at Case Western University surmise that fires caused by lightning help the Oaks compete against more shade tolerant trees:
Paul Drewa, assistant professor in Case’s biology department, and graduate student Sheryl Petersen, suspect that these kinds of fires may provide a natural mechanism to deter encroachment of shade tolerant hardwoods, especially red maples that are crowding out oaks and other plants on the ground floors of numerous forests throughout the eastern United States….
“Human alterations to the natural fire regime, especially decades of fire suppression, have changed oak-dominated ecosystems in southern Ohio and throughout the eastern US,” reported Petersen. “As a result, there is a preponderance of shade tolerant hardwoods that are preventing oaks and other native species from regenerating.”
The oak canopies of remaining forest fragments are deceptive, according to the researchers, who found that oaks are not thriving well beyond the seedling stage, with few developing into older life history stages, including juveniles, saplings, and poles.
“Eventually this means the demise of oak trees and other less shade tolerant plant species in future years,” said Drewa
This isn’t any new idea though — as a 2004 article in Missouri Conservationist Magazine makes clear:
In the fall, the hills adjacent to the Missouri and Mississippi rivers seem ablaze with brilliant orange sugar maples. Few trees are as attractive as a sugar maple in autumn, but there is something haunting in all that orange.Not long ago, these same hills contained a lot more of the reds, purples and yellows of oak and hickory. Slowly but surely, the oranges are taking over, indicating that the river hill forests are changing, and not for the better.
We have long had some sugar maple in our woods. In the last 50 years, however, the amount of sugar maple has increased dramatically. This is especially true in counties adjacent to the Missouri and Mississippi rivers, where land is especially productive because of loess, or wind blown silt. Loess is blown from the river bottoms and deposited on nearby slopes. In some areas, loess is more than 100 feet deep. In areas like these, sugar maples are overtaking most other forest vegetation.
The primary reason for the maple takeover is that over the last 50 or so years, we have stopped fires from burning our woods. Native Americans commonly used fire as a tool in Missouri. They burned the landscape to aid in hunting and fighting wars. They also used fire to improve wildlife habitat, which helped ensure an abundance of game. The first European settlers also used fire, primarily to create and improve pasture lands.
Fire played a huge role in shaping the composition of our woods. Oaks and hickories are relatively tolerant of fire. Their thick bark helps protect them from intense heat. Smaller seedlings and trees may be “top-killed,” but their deep root crown allows them to resprout quickly and vigorously.
Fighting forest fires is done with the best of intentions, but not always smartly (just like the new model, prescribed burns). The problem with the old zero tolerance policy is that it allows fuel to build up and huge conflagrations to occur. And if it weren’t for the obvious fact that the longer we fought forest fires, the worse they got, we would still have a zero tolerance policy.
The problem is how to transition back to way forests were prior to zero tolerance without burning the forests down in the process. And another thing to consider is that prior to zero tolerance, the policy was not just let natural fires burn, but set our own. For millenia, the Indians set fires across North America. So to get back to what we consider virgin forest, we have to realize that in fact there has been nothing virgin about North American forests for millenia. What we really want is to go back to actively managed forests with fire as the primary tool.
Prescribed burns seem to be the favored way for the Forest Service to manage forest fires and an immediate return to older practices, but as Mike at SOS forest points out:
So the New Plan is to destroy America’s priceless, heritage forests (whoops, we mean worthless wildlands) in catastrophic fires. The idea is to burn them down sooner so they don’t burn down later.
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Does this make sense? Burn our forests down so they don’t burn down? It makes sense to the Dale Bosworth, Chief of the FS, because he signed onto all the recommendations in the Audit.
The trouble with prescribed burns is that they are hard to control – they result in both not enough fuel removal, and far too much — causing the inferno that fire fighting was supposed to stop in the first place. The sad thing is, we already know a better way – mechanical removal of fuel. Of course, that brings up the dreaded L word – logging. But the science is clear:
Our findings indicate that fuel treatments do mitigate fire severity. Treatments provide a window of opportunity for effective fire suppression and protecting high-value areas. Although topography and weather may play a more important role than fuels in governing fire behavior (Bessie and Johnson 1995), topography and weather cannot be realistically manipulated to reduce fire severity. Fuels are the leg of the fire environment triangle (Countryman 1972) that land managers can change to achieve desired post-fire condition. However, in extreme weather conditions, such as drought and high winds, fuel treatments may do little to mitigate fire spread or severity.
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There are at least three ways to reduce tree densities and accomplish fuel treatments: wildfire, prescribed fire and mechanical thinning. The first, natural fires, are often impractical. Letting natural fires play their historical role may have unwanted effects in forests that have undergone major stand structural changes over the past years of fire exclusion. Any fire started may result in historically uncharacteristic high severity. In many ponderosa pine forests choked with dense, small-diameter trees, or encroached by shade-tolerant trees, natural fires may no longer play a strategic role.The second strategy for restoring these forests is large-scale prescribed burning. This is likely to be effective in stands that have moderate or low tree densities, little encroachment of ladder fuels, moderate to steep slopes which preclude mechanical treatment, and expertise in personnel to plan and implement such large prescribed burns. Large-scale implementation of this strategy will require funding for the planning and implementation over current expenditures and may require modifications to current air quality legislation. Future results of such expenditures may be seen down the road in lessened wildfire suppression costs, reduced fire severity, and reduced air quality impacts.Mechanical tree removal, the third strategy, works best on forests that are too densely packed to burn, that have nearby markets for small-diameter trees, and areas where expertise and personnel are not available for prescribed burning programs. Mechanical tree removal may be accomplished by many different types of harvest, including precommercial thinning, selection or shelterwood harvest coupled with small-diameter tree removal, and thinning from below (Fiedler 1996). The goal is to manage forests for much lower tree densities leaving larger residual trees. Harvests to reduce wildfire hazard will remove small-diameter trees in contrast to traditional timber harvests. Mechanical fuel treatments can be very labor intensive, especially on steep slopes and in remote areas, and may not be commercially attractive due to the small diameter trees that need removal. To make fuel treatments more cost-effective for small-diameter trees, consistent markets are necessary (Nakamura 1996). Fiedler et al. (1997) assert that mechanized tree harvest on moderately-steep terrain coupled with removal of large amounts of biomass can generate considerable revenue. Periodic underburns and programs for restoring natural fire are critical to maintain these post-harvest stands.
In other words, go in and remove the undergrowth mechanically (i.e. logging, but not clear cutting), then use fire afterwards for maintanence. This was essentially the goal behind the Healthy Forests Initiative, but the logging (i.e. mechanical removal) aspects were controversial and unpopular with a lot of people. Another problem is that the trees and underbrush to be removed isn’t what timber companies are really after. So it looks like will be mainly using fire to fight fire for a while longer.
BTW, if you aren’t getting Missouri Conservationist Magazine, you should be if you have any interest in the Midwestern Great Outdoors.
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, ..
A mental health professional sent me this.
Netanyahu On Bill Maher
Dec 9
I’m not a big fan of either Bill Maher or Benjamin Netanyahu, but I thought this was a very good interview by Mr. Netanyahu. I would like to thank Mr. Maher for bringing up a couple classic leftist tropes for the once and possible future Prime Minister to respond to. I also liked Mr. Maher’s line: “The world just doesn’t like it when Jews win.” Sadly, a large part of the world (including Mr. Maher) doesn’t like it when Westerners win either.
Hat tip to An Unsealed Room.
Weblog Awards
Dec 9
Once again Funmurphys the Blog has been inexplicably passed over for the Weblog Awards. Perhaps it’s because I’ve been locked out of the TTLB ecosystem. Perhaps I offended Kevin Aylward. But whatever the case, I hold no animosity towards anyone involved.
I did notice that they are missing a few categories. Rather than go through that whole expensive and time consuming process of setting up a special website, soliciting votes, and counting the votes, I decided I would just award a my own award, the Koveted Kevy, to those websites I deem worthy.
So it brings me great pleasure and distinct pleasure to present the 2006 winners:
Best St. Louis Blog: Musings From Brian J Noggle
Best Missouri Blog: John Combest
Best Illinois Blog: Arch Pundit
Best Blog By A Bunch Of Guys In Indiana: In The Agora
Best Episcopal Blog: Midwest Conservative Journal
Best Family Blog: Busy Mom
Best Blog A Brother Could Have: SKMurphy
Best Blog With A Japanese Word As Its Title: Kaedrin
Best Blog Written On One Of My Ancestral Sods: Rainy Day
Best Blog Written By A Couple In Arkansas: Overtaken By Events
Best Blog On Those Rare Occasions When Charles Is Actually Blogging: Sine Qua Non Pundit
Best Hasn’t Lost The Wonder Of Childhood Despite Being A Grown Up Blog: Tom McMahon
Best Blog By IT By Day, Ballroom Dancer By Night: No Watermelons Allowed
Best Recruiting Blog By Someone I’ve Networked With: STLRecruiting
Best Blog That More People Should Read, And Not Just About Amway: Random Observations
Best Blog That Captures Her Range Of Interests But Should Have More Of Her Great Photos: Planet Shelley
Best Blog That is Updated Even Less Frequently Than Sine Qua Non Pundit: Regions Of Mind
Best Blog That Keeps Changing Focus, Direction, and Appearance: Accidental Nomad
Best Blog In the Holler By A Feller Who’s In Love: Think Sink
Best Blog That Marries Outstanding Writing With Superior Analysis While Obsessing On Particular Topics: Just One Minute
Best Blog That Demonstrates Critical Thinking And An Unswerving Dedication To The Facts Except When It Comes To Al Gore: The Daily Howler
Best Blog Across Time and Space, Always and Forever: Wizbang! (How’s that for sucking up? C’mon Kevin, next year is MY year!)
Deb Frisch: Wanted Woman
Dec 7
Deb Frisch is back in the news — now an arrest warrant has been issued for in her in Colorado for contempt of court after Jeff Goldstein accused her of violating a restraining order he obtained against her. As Jeralyn Merritt says:
Moral of the story: Derogatory posting on the internet carries consequences. So does violating a court order directing you to personally appear in court.
Although it was more than derogatory posting, it was threatening posting. Against a 2 year old. That’s far more than just pathetic.