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Memories Of The Way It Was

The chow hall staff part of this entry by Donald Sensing reminds me of my time in Pakistan (see the pictures — be thankful you can’t smell them, unlike Lileks’ soap) when one of my government co-travelers wouldn’t tip the waiters in the hotel (the Karachi Holiday Inn) for breakfast because the cost was included as part of the stay. We all put down 10 rupees (a little over 50 cents at the time) but Terry. If they did something special like get you watermelon, we’d throw down 15 or 20 rupies (about a buck). Terry never tipped a red rupee at breakfast, was stingy at lunch and dinner, was demanding and abusive at all times, and never could figure out why he got such lousy service and the rest of us, polite, thankful for goodies, and relentless tippers, got such good service. If we ordered the same thing two times in a row at a meal, the waiters would place that order as soon as our fannies hit the leather. Even when we ordered something different, we’d be finished with our meal and Terry wouldn’t have his yet. No matter how many times we urged him to tip and be nice, he couldn’t draw the connection between his behavior and its results. 

Terry complained about the food in Susie Wong’s — the hotel’s Chinese restaurant — which was delicious, but Terry claimed it wasn’t authentic because it wasn’t like the Chinese food back home in Milwaukee. Now when I say he complained, I mean he’d complain to us and then berate the staff. He complained about the music as well, until one evening he brought his own tape for them to play. For what ever reason, the replay was a bit slow, with all the notes flattened, and it sounded terrible. After a little bit, Terry blew up, berated the waiter some more, and we avoided eating with him as much as we could. 

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Oh The Indignity

I got my hair cut last night. If it would grow long without annoying me, I’d let it grow forever. It isn’t just the waste of half an hour to an hour getting it cut that bugs me. The stylist (sadly, the noble profession of barber appears dead, and long ago I made peace with that reality) didn’t just do the normal hair; she removed the hair that grows on my ears, in my ears, trimmed my mustache, and even trimmed my eyebrows. At least she didn’t go up my nose, but I know it won’t be long before that indignity arrives. And at the end comes the mirror ritual — oh they claim it’s so you can see what kind of job they did in the back, but no barber ever did that to me. Nope, it’s to remind you of the Al Gore spot, so you can see how much it’s grown since the last haircut. The cruelest cut of all – as a man ages, the hair grows ever more luxuriant where nobody wants it, but retreats from just where you want it. When I told my loving spouse about all the extra removal, she asked why they didn’t go after my back while they were at it.

Ma Is As Selfless As I Am

This is why I hate to leave town: As soon as I do, Busymom blows into town and has a ball without me. She has her pictures up already, and I haven’t even downloaded mine yet. That’s the difference between moms and dads in a nutshell: they tell you how busy they are by listing what they’ve already accomplished, we tell you how busy we are by listing what we still have to accomplish.

Too Hot To Hoot

In honor of the 4th of July when blogging will be light and fun will be heavy, I direct you to Lady Liberty

Long may she stand!

And Action!

Gregg Easterbrook often comes off as the angry old man of blogging, but this time he’s right: “special effects themselves have become boring.” Gregg pinpoints his problem with them — the aren’t just impossible to film, they depict the impossible. I don’t mind that so much, what I mind is that too often they are substituted for plot, dialogue, character development, even engaging action. I know I’m an old fogey myself, but I strongly believe just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should do something (Bill Clinton and I agree about something — imagine that!).

And while he’s endlessly complaining about the “endless fall”, he notes that Spy Hard spoofed this very gimmick. And that’s another problem I have – once somebody spoofs a particular movie cliche, no self respecting auteur should ever include it in one of their films. But they do. And not just in Charlie’s Angels 2, but in films by real auteurs. My favorite example is Galaxy Quest, a non-stop laugh riot for SF lovers, where our intrepid heroes have to make their way through the “chompers”, huge smashing devices with a flame thrower at the end. The Sigourney Weaver character complains bitterly about how lousy the writers were to include them in a star ship and mocks the whole cliche. Yet a few years later George Lucas uses the cliche in Star Wars II (really 5 but when you’re an auteur, you can number them how you like) when our intrepid heroes have to avoid being smashed etc. on a robot construction conveyer belt. Here it’s a supposed to be a high tension moment, but I can’t help but laugh remembering Galaxy Quest.

Speaking of laughing, his bonus complaint is also pretty funny. Expecting truth and accuracy from a movie or its marketing? What’s next, thinking Michael Moore makes documentaries?

Easterbrook link that set me off via Ace of Spades

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First Weird Al and now Ferrier & Chan

I was forwarded this great multimedia nugget by my friend Gary Smith at Dataquest who runs one of the few e-mail joke distribution lists that’s actually funny; it’s called Irrational Pie sung to the music of Don McLean’s American Pie with lyrics by Ken Ferrier and Antoni Chan. I watched it alone, and then called my boys in and we watched it two more times after which I offered a brief extemporaneous lecture on irrationality (like my father before me I have a number of sound bites that I recycle very frequently but my lessons/lectures are off the cuff).

Priceless

The St. Louis Post Dispatch ran the following correction this morning:

A story in Friday’s Metro section about the National Spelling Bee misspelled the winning word. The correct spelling is “autochthonous.”

UPDATE: I wanted to send this into the WSJ’s Best of the Web but the post never put the correction up on their website. It skipped from June 3 to June 8 without mention of any June 5 corrections. If I was as cynical as their leading columnist (who has assured me that I’m not), I’d say they didn’t want to post it to keep it from being widely linked on the internet.

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Lunch May not be Free, but some Science Fiction is

The BAEN Free Library has the full text of a number of classic science fiction novels from authors like James Schmitz, Keith Laumer, Andre Norton and Christopher Anvil. This was mentioned on Research Buzz in March but it’s apropos today’s TANSTAAFL headline.

Europa Universalis 2

I’ve finally gotten around to playing Europa Universalis 2 – I’ve owned the game for a good six months, but hadn’t worked into the rotation. So far, I love it. Fun to play, beautiful to look at, the hours go by in “one more thing” mode. Here are a couple of reviews:

Pro

Con

It’s interesting that they both knock the interface. Since I’ve been playing Master of Orion 3 for months, the EU2 interface seems straightforward and responsive in comparison.

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After the Super Bowl

After the Super Bowl was over, President Bush placed the traditional phone call to the New England Patriots to congratulate them on their victory.

Al Gore called the Carolina Panthers and told them he thought they’d been robbed.

Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson.

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