Who knew Howard Beale works for Kodak?
How do you motivate a large company that had huge historical success but needs to keep up with the times? You make a video and post it on the net, of course. Maybe I should make one for the very large corporation of America that I work for. On second thought, probably not.
Jan 4
File this under too much time on their hands, but at least it keeps them in shape. I especially like the ice skating part.
As seen on King of Fools. And what a lovely one he is.
Jan 2
Somedays I’m more proud of my Swiss ancestory than others — and today is such a day. Yves Rossy flies like a bird, or at least as close to a bird as you can with composite wings and kerosene powered engines. It’s not man powered, but it is wearable. He straps on the 10 foot wings, jumps out of a plane, and flies using his body as the control system. Yikes! Of course he has a web site: Jet-Man.com.
So I salute you, Yves Rossy, truly a Real Man of Genius.
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, ..
A mental health professional sent me this.
Nov 28
Giving hope to men everywhere, Pamela Anderson is back on the market. I think that’s what caused the meltdown on the real market yesterday.
Nov 13
Sienna Miller is back on the market. I’m letting you know as just another part of the total information awareness package here at Funmurphys.
In other important news yesterday, people are reacting angrily to Faith Hill reacting angrily to losing an award. I am now reacting angrily to them, and please feel free to react angrily to my angry reaction.
Faith claims it was just a joke. Personally, I wish she would have said that her disappointment got the better of her and sorry Carrie, you deserved to win. After the election season, I’m craving a little honesty. Since I don’t care for Country music, I have no idea who deserves to win, nor do I care. I mean, after Patsy Cline, what’s the point?
I’m wondering if Tom McMahon will create a four block with stupid joke (Kerry, Hill) and who believes it after this one.
PS just in case you haven’t heard, Brittany is available again.
Or so riffs Ze Frank on his Halloween show. I covered him more than two years ago when his site was full of interactive toys and just a few videos. I don’t always agree with his politics but he has started videoblogging with a style uniquely his own.
Posted for those with too much time on your hands. Good night sports racers.
Oct 24
Here’s a Democratic platform I can get behind. Too bad it’s only satire, although I don’t doubt that Scott Ott also wishes it wasn’t. Could a Democrat today say with a straight face:
“Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage, and unwilling to permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.”Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of liberty.”
Other than Joe Lieberman, that is?
After reading this story about how researchers investigated how women dressed differently during their menstrual cycle and discovered, I kid you not:
A new study shows that young women in relationships may dress a bit more enticingly as they reach the ovulation phase of their monthly fertility cycle — the time when they are most fertile.
I’ve decided I clearly went into the wrong line of work. Researchers studied 30 college women and took a bunch of pictures of them (mental flash – should I report these guys to the FBI per the fallout over Rep. Foley?) over time.
First, who thinks up these studies – nerdy men who want to meet college women? This really addresses a burning question about human behavoir.
Secondly, I’m not surprised that women would dress “more enticingly” and that’s because women are a lot hornier as ovulation approaches. I’m wondering when that bit of research gets done.
Bonus tip: Men are always horny, except when sporting events are on TV.
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