Here’s a Democratic platform I can get behind. Too bad it’s only satire, although I don’t doubt that Scott Ott also wishes it wasn’t. Could a Democrat today say with a straight face:

“Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage, and unwilling to permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.”Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of liberty.”

Other than Joe Lieberman, that is?