Last night while watching the Olympics (yes, of course after American Idol) they were showing the moguls competition — which I find not just silly but annoying because sports shouldn’t have judges, which is probably the best reason to prefer curling as an olympic sport to moguls — and the funWife and I noticed how they have the current top three competitors sitting in order and the guy in the middle at the time was clearly asian (you don’t see too many in olympic skiing events). He popped up to wave to the stands before the last competitor since he was going to medal, and so the TV obligingly told us that Toby Dawson was waving to his mother, who was clearly not asian. I immediately told my wife, he must be an American. We are the world.