Who says science doesn’t provide answers for everyday conundrums? For instance, the latest research shows that in fact, the chicken came before the egg. This has far reaching implications, although I for one would like to see the results repeated before I conclude that the data is solid and unassailable. But next time the guy from accounting tries to confuse me by asking which came first, the chicken or the egg, I’ll have an answer for him. Then will see who gets fullly reimbursed for travel expenses!
And geologists have measured, analyzed, and confirmed that in fact, Kansas is flatter than a pancake. I for one am glad that my tax dollars go to support such cutting edge science, and I wait for additional topological comparisons between state and breakfast food – how about which is rougher, Missouri or scrambled eggs?
