I realize it’s a shocking display of insensitivity to the sacrifice of our soldiers and the unmitigated horror the Iraqi’s went through under Saddam’s reign, but now that he’s gone from the world stage, I’m hoping people go back to saying I look like a young Omar Sharif instead of Saddam. I’ll be able to wear a beret again, not trim my moustache regularly, and hail a cab without that odious comparison.