I’m sure we’re not the only ones to figure this out, but the only way to watch the monstrous bloat that is American Idol is to tape it (or Tivo it (or to Tivo-like-service it)) and watch the parts you like, i.e. the singing and judges remarks, while fast forwarding through the rest. I’d be happy to see quite a few of the contestants win this time, although Red is my sentimental favorite. Not that I watch the show or anything.