Stanford students are big on word compression – reducing words to their first syllable. So Memorial Church becomes MemChu, Memorial Auditorium becomes MemAud, and Hoover Tower becomes HooTow. I think we can use this to predict politics. For instance, George Bush would become GeBu but John Kerry would become JoKe. Hillary Clinton would become HillClin, but Howard Dean would become HowDe (with Doody invariably added). Okay, maybe the analysis is not up to the standards of a MicBar, but fun for me anyway.

Speaking of John Kerry, did you notice that although his grades were ever so slightly lower than Bush’s, it’s always reported that they were similar or nearly identical. Would the headline have been the same if they had been ever so slightly higher? Anyway, JoKe has a good explanation of why.

Speaking of Howard Dean, maybe HowDe should just go back to the all purpose “yeaghhhh!!!” instead of saying anything else.