John Kerry came to town the other day. The Boston Globe reports the following exchange on the plane coming here:

“Kerry also underlined that he would begin trying to broaden his base of voters. At one point on the plane, Kerry said he hoped to woo hockey-mad Michigan voters by lacing up his skates and playing a scrimmage with some members of the Detroit Red Wings before the state’s Feb. 7 caucuses. Yet in states such as Missouri, where the citizenry is less rabid about passing the puck, Kerry acknowledged that he needed to come up with some other way to connect with voters.
“I guess I’ll ride a bucking bronco or a bull or something,” Kerry joked. “I’m game. Whatever they got.”

I guess John has got us confused with Texas. Here’s a tip to all the politicians blowing through St. Louis before the primary – if you want to fit in and make a connection, just tell us what high school you went to. It’s really that simple.