Posts Tagged Hollywood

The Stupidity of the Studios

Well, surprise surprise surprise, the new Dukes of Hazzard movie isn’t getting good reviews. And the review is fairly typical – mindless action coupled with hot bodies. Who is the picture aimed at? Teenagers, of course. While the debate rages about the whys of Hollywoods decline — Is it poor product quality or is it competition from other entertainment, let me agree with both of those positions and throw in the observation that Hollywood shouldn’t be surprised that fewer people watch their movies because they go out of their way to make movies that fewer people want to see, since a large fraction seems to be aimed directly at teenagers. And frankly, not too many of us adults are going to plunk down 8 bucks and spend 90 minutes to look at Jessica Simpson’s cleavage (delightful as it is) and other things blow up real good. This might make sense if teenage was an expanding demographic, but it isn’t. It’s not like if you get people hooked on movies as a teenager they’ll keep watching the rest of their lives, either. 

I’m not blaming teenagers — I’m blaming an industry that keeps sawing away at its own jugular. Mel Gibson proved that people who don’t ordinarily see movies will plunk down their 8 bucks and sit for a couple of hours to see a movie that is aimed at them. Did Hollywood notice and ask themselves what demographics (not just devout Christians) they are they leaving on the table? Are you kidding? Heck, they haven’t even bothered with a follow up for Christians.

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The Oscars

I watched the Oscars last night with the Other Fearless Leader. I offer my non-realtime thoughts.

For such a small industry, actors sure have a lot of award shows. What are they compensating for? 

When did they all get so old? Bill Murray looks like he’s about 70 now. And Jim Carrey – old and amazingly big eared. 

Susan Sarandon, did you use double sided tape or glue? I’m just curious, totally non-purient.

Too bad ABC doesn’t have the same policy as Clear Channel – I thought I was watching E! when Owen Wilson asked that gal if her’s were real. Instead of a goofy grin, I wish she’d replied “As real as your talent, Owen.”

The best part was right at the start – Michael Moore squished by a Mumakil. It was all downhill from there.

All that money for the event, and they couldn’t get the sound mix right – the orchestra too loud, Billy Crystal too soft. And that was about the only fun, let alone funny part of the whole show.

For a bunch of egalitarians, they sure do have a pecking order. Why was Uma Thurman up front? Why was Peter Jackon way on the side in the back – his movie only won 11 stinking awards. And those people who win all the boring awards – they were so far back they cut to graphics so you had something to watch while they made the hike down to the stage. At least I didn’t have to see Jack Nicholson sprawled out in the front row.

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