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I’m Perfect, You’re Not

As I have two Fruit of the Murphy Loins, I find the cell phone to be indespensable to the modern parent. The ability to coordinate my movement with my other leader has saved the day on more than one occasion – most recently when I summoned breakfast at the chess supernationals. But I find that it does reinforce a lot of bad behavior in people – poor driving, incessant chattering, loudmouthery, just general obnoxiousness and cluelessness. Last night when we were leaving a restaurant, a gentleman was talking on his cell phone squarely blocking the exit door. We were not quiet entering the vestibule; my loud “excuse me” caused no change in his location; only when I reached around Sir Clueless to shove open the door did he move slowly out of the way without apology or even any acknowledgment of our existance. I have no idea what he was discussing, but I know it wasn’t that important.

People, let’s be aware out there.

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My Own Response

Over at TalkLeft this post caught my attention: Should Reckless Sex Be A Crime? I guess if you’re a lawyer you find the debate interesting about a proposal to criminalize first time intercourse without a condom. My response is the uninteresting “Are you out of your freaking mind?” I guess that wouldn’t cut it with the barristers in a court of law (i.e it isn’t an acceptable legal phrase).

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A World Safe and Secure

During Wednesday evening’s debate in Tempe, Arizona, the two presidential candidates were asked the following question by moderator Bob Schieffer:

“Will our children and grandchildren live in a world as safe and secure as the one in which we grew up?”

The correct answer to this question is:

Yes, the world will be 10.33% safer for our children. 

Here’s how I know this. In 1960 the life expectancy at birth was 69.7 years. In the year 2000 it was 76.9 years. See http://www.moralityindex.com/6.html#Data%20Sources for the entire data table. I was born in 1960, and my children’s birth years average about 2000. We calculate

((76.9 / 69.7) – 1) * 100 = 10.33%

So our children will likely be about 10% safer from premature death. The ever-increasing life expectancy graph sailed right on up through September 11, 2001 with nary a blip. (I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out why there was a huge drop in life expectancy during the First World War and not during the Second.)

If you personally want to be safe, wear your seat belt and don’t smoke. Everything else is worry.

You are also a lot safer now from getting murdered than you were in 1990. (Note:The crime statistics are not valid before about 1980 because of missing data, so you should ignore those years.)

In fact, you are safer from property crime, too, compared to about 15 years ago:

Warning: There is a false ramp-up in these graphs during the early years! The data comes from the FBI Uniform Crime Reports, which have gradually increased the number of reporting agencies over the years. But that dramatic drop you see in crime during the Clinton era is very real. You can swipe the data tables from http://www.moralityindex.com/crime.html and graph them yourself if you want.

The point is not that we can calculate our relative safety to three significant digits. The point here is that questions of safety and danger can be determined by reliable statistics, not by someone’s feeling on a certain day with regard to how safe we are.

Bob Schieffer and others have this rosy glow about the “good old days”, and how safe and wonderful things were back then. Sure, I walked to school when I was a kid and never worried about someone snatching me. But my brother got hit by a car on his bicycle and ended up in the hospital with a concussion and a broken leg. Of course he was not wearing a helmet – nobody did in 1966! Now my children and I do not get on our bicycles without a helmet. We have to wear seatbelts in the car or get a fine. On a global level, I was growing up during the Cuban Missile Crisis. People were building bomb shelters and we were close to global thermonuclear war. That doesn’t sound very safe and secure to me.

The numbers show that we are living longer and safer. If politicians want to make intelligent public policy, they should look at the numbers and not rely on some around-the-water-cooler analysis.

I’m sure that terrorism has increased, and global leaders are rightly concerned about it. “On December 31, 1964 a squad of Palestinian guerrillas crossed from Lebanon into northern Israel. … their target: a pump for conveying Galilee water to the Negev.” The operation failed, but al-Fatah leader Yasser Arafat extolled their service in the cause of Jihad (book: “Six Days of War, June 1967 and the Making of the Modern Middle East”, by Micheal B. Oren, 2002, page 1).

Nowadays the terrorists don’t attack water pumps, they fly airplanes into office buildings. Arafat has morphed from a terrorist leader into an ineffectual national leader who issues perfunctory condemnations whenever his countrymen blow up civilian buses in Israel. Other scum like al-Zarqawi have taken over the headlines. Yes, terrorism has changed over the years.

But we’re still safer on the whole.

Wonderful Spam

Do they give the electric chair for spam? The Justice Department has filed a criminal complaint against for men for fraudulent spam. I can see an Alice’s Restaurant moment:

“What were you arrested for, kid?”

And I said, “Spaming.” 

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, 

“And creating a nuisance.” 

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime

I hate spam, but I notice it less now that I use a mail program that has a decent spam filter (AKA Apple Mail). I still get 60-70 spams a day, but I only see at worst about 5 of them, usually those that have 5 unconnected words in the title. Why that’s hard for the filter to spot and easy for me is left as an excercise for the reader.

I just don’t get spam. Who in their right mind actually buys anything from a spammer?

If the Can-Spam Act (shouldn’t they change it to Can’t-Spam Act?) also covers comment spam, I’m all in favor of it. I just installed MT-Blacklist by Jay Allen to try and stop it here. I never had a problem when I was using Greymatter, but I’m being overrun by it recently.

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Get On You Feet

I admit it – I thought to myself what Elton John said aloud. My wife and I happened to catch the end of American Idol last week and we were shocked not just that Jennifer Hudson was voted off, but that La Toya London and Fantasia Barrino were in the bottom three with her. IMHO those three plus George Huff are the the best in the bunch – and they all happen to be black.

But I think a more likely explanation than racism is that the three women are similar enough they canabalize each others votes. This whitebread couple in the ‘burbs has voted consistently for La Toya and are hoping she wins; but we stopped watching the show a couple of weeks ago so we didn’t vote for anyone last week (or this week).

UPDATE: The kid who impersonates Frank Sinatra was voted off last night, and neither Fantasia or La Toya were in the bottom 3. (I didn’t watch – a little birdie told me after my son and I got back from his baseball game, which his team won BTW). So maybe the contest is back on track, although lets face it — the five who are left are all very good. And John Stevens would have been the winner 50 years ago when his music was still in style.

Between Richmond and Isleworth

Funmurphys takes the weekend off, but not Conrad! This must be kiss a dictator month for the left, but the Great Gweilo is having none of that. I haven’t been to Shanghai (surprise!), but I did spend a month in pre-earthquake Kobe. It seemed pretty technologically advanced to me – right down to the instructions for the western style toilet in hotel. The eastern style toilet is a hole in the floor, and needs no instruction, just good knees.

Speaking Nonsense to Indifference

When I read a post like this one, I don’t know why I bother with this blog. The James says it better than I ever can.

All too often, I find people making arguments that are completely unpersuasive, but very confirming. By that I mean they have no hope of persuading someone to change their mind, but they do confirm someone’s previously held belief. This isn’t a left/right thing, as such arguments are made by people of every political persuasion. 

The arguments are often quite logical – but the chief defect is one of the starting assumptions. For instance, if you start with the assumption that Bush or Clinton is an evil man, why all sorts of things that don’t make any sense otherwise suddenly do. Bush toppled the Taliban just for an oil pipeline – why sure! Clinton ran drugs through Mena airport – makes perfect sense! If you start out with the assumption that the Democrats or Republicans truly are the party with people’s best interests at heart (and needless to say the other party is out to “get” the people), it makes perfect sense to view the identical actions of the parties in completely different ways.

I know I’ve given a lot of thought to my positions. Obviously, I’m right. And if you disagree, why you can’t simply be mistaken. No, because you couldn’t honestly come to a different conclusion than me, you have to have ulterior motives. OK, honestly this is something I struggle with — along with plenty of others. But too many have seemingly thrown in the towel on this and adopt this outlook wholeheartedly. And then their opponents aren’t mistaken, but liars. And then it’s OK to hate your opponents, because they are liars and deserve it.

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Act Natural

Alison Hawke at Quantum Tea Blog has a very nice post about routine camera surveillance in general and Britain in particular as it is the most watched nation. She points to a post by Future Pundit that points out that technology has it’s limits – in this case the failure of the British criminal justice system.

Alison rightly claims the law is the law whether anybody is watching or whether you get caught. My thought is that if because of such monitoring laws that weren’t previously enforced suddenly take on new life, we need to consider law by law whether or not to keep these laws and scrap the bad ones rather than block such monitoring.

Moral Depravity

I’m the number one hit for “moral smugness” on Google. I now turn to what I find to be moral depravity –an email sent to Archpundit from a white supremacist. I warn you, it is revolting, not for the obscene language, but for the sentiments expressed. While on a theoretical level I understand that people like Mr. Holt exist, it’s a shock to read such brutal hatred, and another shock to find out this guy was recently on the School Board for St. Louis and currently has a radio show here in St. Louis.

There is some irony to the email – the torrent of abuse on “nigros” and “nigro lovers” was set loose by Archpundit calling Mr. Holt a white supremacist.

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I Dodged A Bullet (Metaphorically)

I about had a heart attack this morning – the St. Louis Post Dispatch editorialized about the concealed carry law that:

“It would be wonderful if the law were unconstitutional, as Judge Steven R. Ohmer says it is. But it’s hard to read the Missouri Constitution that way without a lot of wishful thinking.”

This is the same editorial board that supported common crook and high handed Speaker of the Missouri House Bob Griffin because he was a staunch supporter of abortion on demand. I have to say it’s great that despite their repeating the claim that concealed carry “is the road to hell” and is “an abomination” (hey, aren’t these the people who hate it when right wingers speak in that kind of language?) they have the intellectual honesty to admit that it isn’t unconstitutional (if they would only do the same about Roe vs. Wade, I really would have a heart attack).

I don’t care that much about concealed carry, but I went from an opponent to a supporter when I looked at the data. It doesn’t lead to shootouts in the streets, people killed over nothing, and an increase in crimes of passion. I don’t think it does much to lower the crime rate, either, though. But what it does do is allow the average citizen, and most importantly the single mom living in a lousy neighboorhood, the ability to choose a firearm as a method to protect herself. That’s me, pro-choice when it really is a choice.

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