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Everybody is getting into the blogging act:  The Annals of Improbable Research now has a blog! Certified better than anything that has Huffington in the title.

But wait, there’s more:  The Urban legends Reference Page has one too, only they don’t call it one, the call it weird news/Daily Snopes. And in honor of Dodd, here’s the skinny on the name change of Ken***y Fried Chicken to KFC: It has nothing to do with the stated reason, namely that fried was associated with unhealthy among Americans, but that the state of Ken***y trademarked the name to raise money and was going to force KFC to pay royalties for its use. No you know why I didn’t use the full name of the state.

No Shark Jumping Here

Tom McMahon holds off on his four-block obsession long enough to write a very funny look at how different TV Networks would handle the movie Jaws. Here’s just a taste to whet your appetite:

TLC: Re-decorate your shark-fishing boat for under $1000.

Modernism

It’s a good thing Chess wasn’t invented in the video game era, as this Gamespot chess review reveals. I wonder what they would have thought of Go.

Link via Psychochild’s Blog.

Spore

Greg Costikyan isn’t the only person to notice that the ever increasing budgets for games harms games and the industry. In fact, Greg is quite bleak in his outlook. 

Will Wright, the Will Wright, has noticed and is trying to do something about it with a game called spore. The idea is in line with a lot of his open ended sims-type games: The game provides the tools, the players provide the content.  Spore promises to be another groundbreaking, huge selling game from Wright. Let’s hope that helps to avert the future Greg sees and laments. And while money seems to be the limiting factor on making games, time is the limiting factor in me playing games.

I used to talk about Wright like Woody Allen (I liked his earlier, fun games, but didn’t care for the later, too controlling games) but Spore promises to break that complaint. Thanks, Tanya, for letting me know how I’ll be spending my time in the future.

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SuperNationals v2

This post is new and improved because it has pictures! When I say the hotel was a fabulous resort hotel, I mean this fabulous:

Gaylord Opryland Resort Interior

The place was so huge, and the Mills Mall next door was so huge, I lost a couple of pounds while eating out every meal. Except for breakfast on Saturday, when I was happy just to get anything. We figured we’d eat at the hotel, but when you have 5,000 players plus family all trying to eat before 9AM and only two (possibly 3) eateries were open in the hotel, I called my wife and demanded she find food for us. McDonalds was mobbed, so she hit Citgo and got us some powdered donuts and something that resembled a very small danish.

I don’t want to give the impression that it was a complete disaster, but there were some rocky parts. The crush of people at the first round trying to get in the playing room but trapped in the hallway outside is something I’m trying to forget. We ducked into the game room just to re-oxygenate. While the pairings were up late, I can’t believe the people who just piled up in front of the bulletin boards waiting but uncomfortably crammed in. For K5 and K6 I think the parents were in there because they didn’t want their kids getting hurt, but I think it would have been better if they had just stayed back. It was comical watching them trying to get back out from the crush at the boards. Fortunately, after the first round the pairings were up well before the start of the round and spread well apart. After that rocky start, things on the playing end went very smoothly.

The blitz tournament had two defects: they moved the location without putting up a sign — you had to ask one of the scarce as hens teeth tournament officials — they started late, and OK, three defects, they took too much time between pairings, especially in the beginning. Here Kyle is ready to go despite the confusion and chaos in round one of the blitz tournament, just waiting to play chess:

Blitz Tournament

Day 1. We were a little hyper in the first round after all the excitement of just getting to the point of finding where to sit, but new chess shirt is on, attitude is going, and it’s time to make a point before the game even begins:

Chess Tournament


Day 2. We’ve had our donuts, we’ve got two games under our belt, we know the drill. Sit down, relax, fill out the red card, get the game notation all set up, pose for a picture, hope the old man leaves soon. 

Preparing for a chess match


I thought the local tournaments were impressive until I went to this one. 5,300 kids playing chess, talking chess, arguing chess, helping each other with chess. They also ran around and acted like kids, and if they hadn’t been wearing shirts with chess related slogans you wouldn’t have realized they were there for the tournament. We never did go hear any of the lectures because he preferred to hang out in the skittles room with his chess buddies playing the game (bughouse was the most popular) than sit and listen to people, Grandmasters, talk about it. Maybe next year. Here’s the picture that sums up the weekend:

Tournament chess board

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SuperNationals

The whole funMurphy family just got back from spending a long weekend in fabulous resort hotel. OK, we actually slept across the street. But it was more than that, it was the 2005 Chess Supernationals, with 5,300 entrants, one of whom was my son. Supernationals is the combination of the Elementary, Junior High, and High School National championships into one huge, and I do mean huge, tournament. There were chess players everywhere, playing chess and having fun. They were even going over notation in the bathroom!

The Bughouse and Blitz tournaments prior to the main event came off as poorly organized, and the first round was such a disaster (the pairing’s for my son’s section didn’t go up until 45 minutes after the start time) I was worried that the weekend was going to be a total loss. But the successive rounds all went smooth as silk, and he had such a good time, we’ll be going to more of these tournaments.

UPDATE:  Now with pictures!

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English Pronunciation

I know this has floated around the web a few times, but that’s because it’s good.

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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Smartapalooza

Wizbang finds a report of a beauty queen with an IQ too high to be made fun of. A Slovenian TV show wanted to compare the supidity of models with the smarts of scientists but couldn’t when Iris Mulej had a higher IQ, 156, than the shows female nuclear physicist [insert joke about how Larry Summers was right, then run like hell]. Looking at the picture (yes, Wizbang always has a picture for a story like this) I have to stay I would have stayed with physics longer if anyone in the program looked like her.

I wonder how long before she’s on Howard Stern.

A Groan Of Puns

Just in case you missed it, Wizband has the very funny results of their latest contest. One of the winners is the title of this post, so you have been warned.

Grumpy Old Man

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here! The fun wife showed me the new yellow pages this morning, and I had to ask if it this was meant as a joke. They took the book they delivered six months ago and shrunk it down – the paper is smaller, and more importantly, smaller type. Maybe ours just got left out in the rain and shrank. I hate to sound like an old goober (especially now that I am one), but jumpin’ jehosephat, nobody over 40 can rean the dad burn things. A font size of 5 points requires both strong light and a magnifying glass. What in the blue blazes were they thinking at SBC?

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