Day 6 AKA Senior Skip Day

Now that it’s the two of us, we have become planners on our long vacations. We start with trying to figure out how many days in each location, and then look for Airbnb’s or motels to stay in, and based on availability we might change locations or durations. Then we book our stays, and any flights and car rentals. It all gets written out in a text document so that there are no gaps or overlaps – we learned that lesson the hard way when we set up or Ireland & Scotland trip and left a gap. We have kind of a rough notion about what we are going to do, but it begins with the spine of where we are spending the night and how we are getting there, booked in advance. Later we investigate each location for all the things we might do, and those all get included in the trip planning document. Some places, especially with COVID, require advanced booking (like Biosphere 2 this trip) so we go ahead and make those reservations in advance. And then while on the trip each night we review our options, look at the weather forecast, consider suggestions from friends and locals, and decide what we are going to do the next day.

Then one day all your options are outdoors and the forecast is cold and windy. And when you wake up, it’s snowing. And snowing. So you do laundry, hang around the Airbnb, eat lunch at a diner – we’ve had the best luck eating in diners at RV parks in the middle of nowhere. Thankfully, your rental car is just fine after the roads you drove it down yesterday, so you kind of just putz around minor attractions including the local maxi-mart where you pick up a couple of things and drive the car down some more dirt roads, which seem to be most of the roads in this part of Arizona. It snows and rains on and off all day, but the wind never stops blowing. You keep an eye on the nearby National Monument but all you see is clouds and precipitation of some form dropping out of them over the park all day.

So you write your daily post early and relax with MBH. And you remember, Tomorrow is another day.

This is the view from our Airbnb towards Chiricahua National Monument in the afternoon. There wasn’t near that much snow yesterday
Our Airbnb here is an odd mix of rustic and opulent. This is the opulent part (except for our suitcase). The bedroom and living room have huge overstuffed and leather furniture, the kitchen/dining nook is fairly rustic. The outside is extremely rustic, as a later picture will show.
One way keep track of how many nights left. We put the vitamins in a single large bottle for easy transport, and when we get to new location I sort them out by days.

Yes, I take more than MBH, I need all the help I can get
The view out the front of our Airbnb. I think the setting qualifies as extremely rustic.

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Day 5 AKA On the Road Again

Today we packed our bags and said farewell to Tucson. Because of groceries, we actually left with more than we arrived with. So after my second run of the trip (shortened because we are on vacation), a second nice chat with Cindy our Airbnb host, we left our second stop on the Journey and headed out into the unknown again.

We went through Saguaro National Park East where the desolation factor was upped and the beauty factor was lowered. There seems to be maybe 10 basic plants in the park, the same ones we’ve seen every day so far, so after awhile I have to admit our attention wavered. And once again bicyclists infested the park – at one pull off MBH hadn’t bothered to get out of the car and I came running back because I saw heading towards us a cyclist slowly climbing a hill on the one way one lane road with a bunch of cars oozing behind and I didn’t want to get stuck. They were the most exciting moments of the visit but I’m sorry to say that between my unexpected arrival and the shortness of the hill we failed.

Oh to own a cycling shop in Tucson.

We had debated and discussed both with ourselves and with our host Cindy where to go in the afternoon so we headed towards the wine country around Sonoita but never made it. We found Charon vineyards a little ways south of I-10 down a gravel road where we enjoyed a delicious lunch, a very tasty Cab Sav, and had a nice view of the ever present mountains of Arizona. We cannot figure out how we traveled in the days before smart phones, GPS, and the internet. We did, and quite well, but we just can’t remember the technology besides paper maps.

But you can’t get from Point A to Point B without traveling, so we set off for our next Airbnb in the wilds of Sunizona and after a brief stop to purchase gas and milk we discovered you can drive a Nissan Sentra down spectacularly bad dirt roads. Did you know a dirt road over a hill becomes a rocky road? Now I do. Did you know a low dirt road becomes a soft sand road you shouldn’t stop on? Now I do. Even with all our modern technology you can sometimes take the road you really shouldn’t travel. Or need to. We were never lost since we could always see our blue dot on a map, but it can sometimes be hard to tell the difference between not knowing where you are versus where you want to be.

I sure hope the car runs tomorrow.

Another day another picture of us
The most complex Saguaro I’ve seen so far
To think, yesterday we were on top of those mountains and no clouds.

Notice the lack of saguaros in their eponymous park
Spiny Norman and the Piranha Brothers

In my imagination anyway
Our view at lunch
A panorama of Saguaro National park
Boulevard of broken dreams; I miss those early days of search engines not being evil

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Day 4 AKA What Were We Thinking?

After last year’s Road Trip Almost Without End, MBH vowed that for our next big trip we would go somewhere and stay. And then she planned another road trip of moving every three days or so but added the wrinkle of flying to different cities to start and finish just to add to the degree of difficulty. I’m looking forward to the next trip in so so many ways, one of which is how do we increase the degree of difficulty?

Today we officially determined that we had too much to do and not enough time in Tucson. We didn’t realize that when we set up the trip so here we are. After considering the options, we decided to head to Mount Lemmon, the 9,000 plus top of which is reached via the Catalina Highway which is a bit of a misnomer since the (top) speed limit is 35mph. It is a stunning drive, and fortunately not popular in mid March so we could go at our own pace which was good except when I was freaked out which only happened a few times on the way back down.

When I say not popular, I mean with cars since there were more than plenty bicycles on the road, and at one point a lady running downhill with her dog. Kind of reminded me of Ireland – narrow, windy, never know what you’ll meet only without the stone walls but instead with mountains. I was very impressed with the cyclists pedaling away like mad, barely moving, at altitude with a relentless climb and the only reward the satisfaction of an outstanding workout and stunning scenery. And, oh yeah, going like a bat out of hell on the downhills. I imagine it’s hours growing up and then minutes going down.

The temperature steadily dropped and the wind increased as we went up, so at each scenic overlook I put on more clothes, and by the time we got to the top and hiked portions of a couple of trails we had a multilayered defense against the cold including hats and gloves. It was so cold we ate lunch in the car, which kind of reminded me of the time we did that in Scotland only the view of the loch was better, at least what we could see when the rain let up.

After a brief recovery at the casita, it was off to dinner with my former coworker Dave Ridyard who lives here. It was great to catch up with Dave and I know how much MBH likes to talk to people, especially people who aren’t me. There is a lot of togetherness on a road trip. A lot.

Today’s ussie (selfie, twoie, dosie, or usie) at a scenic overlook on the road less traveled
We saw a lot of pine trees today. A lot of pine trees.
We saw some snow today, not a lot.
Today’s dose of soothing riparian video.  

Turns out this is the top part of Sabino Creek which forms Sabino canyon and is the creek in yesterday’s videos. It is a small world after all.
Our view at lunch- pretty much the same for both of us except I had a better view of the reflection of my sunglasses
Majesty!
Another trip, another phone booth, this one outside El Charro in downtown Tucson. Sadly, not the kind Clark Kent can change into Superman.
The sun is so bright here I often can’t see what I’m taking a picture of, so somehow I got Kilroy instead of MBH

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Day 3 AKA We’ve Only Just Begun

Today we hiked in Sabino Canyon Recreation Area which is run by of all agencies the USDA, which might explain their poor trail markings. The scenery was worth the confusion. We managed to up both the beauty and desolation quotient from yesterday.

Later in the afternoon we enjoyed refreshments in the garden at our AirBnB and just soaked up the sun. Until it got a little too cool and we moved back indoors.

For dinner we ate near the University of Arizona and added people watching to the menu. College kids are still letting it all hang out, quite literally. Plus they still cruise, based on a number of distinctive cars (the Corvette was yellow not little or red) that kept going past us – parking spots were hard to find, but not that hard.

I can’t wait for Day 4!

Today’s ussie. There is some controversy (be sure to pronounce it in your head the proper British way) about how to spell usie/ussie. I’ve seen it both ways so I’m going to spell it with 1 1or 2 ses ( new controversy: what’s the plural of s?) depending on my mood.
A true selfie
Several miles in we came across this sign marking the exact spot wilderness starts. We didn’t dare go past it, although based on the trail right past it not everyone is so squeamish.
We saw a lot of cactus today. A lot of cactus.
I wanted to post some nice soothing videos of flowing water but this is what I had to work with today.
We did find a nice stream to eat next to so I did get one soothing video
Make that two soothing videos, here of water flowing over a dam. I’d post a picture of the not big enough to qualify as a pond body of water above it they call a lake, but you’d laugh; and that’s the last thing I want.
“It’s a small world after all” sings Indiana Jones as he creeps up on Cactus Mickey with a bag of sand
Today I leave you with MBH’s view at lunch. Mine was much better.  

Yes, I’m eating a Frito.

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Day 2 AKA And So It Begins

We shook the dust of Phoenix off our sandals and took the long way to Tucson. The scenery was beautiful but desolate; we expect the scenery to be varying degrees of beautiful but desolate the whole trip.

Today was a day of up and over nameless passes from one nameless valley into another on the back roads of Arizona. The morning found us on the shores of Theodore Roosevelt Lake chatting with a fisherman whose wife showed her love by letting him slip away to fish while she remained behind at the RV with the kids; lunch was both lakeshore and al fresco; the afternoon we hiked up a hill at Tonto National Monument and later toured the Biosphere 2.

A road trip is as much about the roads you take as it is about the stops you make.

In Tucson we found our Airbnb, ate dinner, and spent vacation dollars (they only cost half of normal life dollars in our family) at Albertsons buying groceries for breakfasts at the AirBnb, lunches on the trail, and snacks on the road. We also picked up a few necessities like dark chocolate.

We start with the obligatory selfie, oops I mean usie (I learned something new from Ted Lasso -thanks Erin)
It’s amazing how you can find out where you are
Another usie with a demonstration of how beautiful engineering can be
The Roosevelt dam doesn’t look like much from the upstream side…
But it’s impressive from the downstream side. Good engineering, like good scientific theories, should be elegant.
The view from Tonto National Monument
Which looks stranger, the mask or the hat? MBH is wearing her new Cardinals mask so that everywhere we go people know we are Cardinals fans. I’m also a Cardinal fan.
I give you Biosphere 2, or at least a portion
The ark ship spins slowly in space…
Maybe not since there are no clouds in space
I leave you with this video that I just really like for some reason I can’t put my finger on. Speaking of fingers, I can’t help but think the saguaro cactus looks like it’s giving the world the finger

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Day 1 of the Journey to the Far Side Of the Southwest. And Back Again.

We began our epic journey by taking a completely full flight to Phoenix, so full that the guy sitting next to me spilled over a bit into my space, just like in the good old days before any of us even knew how to spell CDC.

And like all good epics, the trials and tribulations should be many and varied. So there was the interminable ride to the rental car center; the wait from hell at the rental car center, the rediscovery of how Phoenix adds charges of every size and description to the bill.

But at last we headed out on the highway, looking for adventure and whatever came our way. Instead we got to our inexpensive motel that looked much better online and probably even worse in daylight. We have a suite which means that sometime, I’m guessing in the early sixties by the look of it, they shoe horned in a little kitchenette into a regular room. They have a lot of physical security which always makes us feel less secure; but as we keep telling each other, it’s only for one night, and we got here late and will leave early.

We have completed the Journey to the Far Side of the Southwest, now the Journey Home begins. Tomorrow, after a leisurely (i before e except after c and in leisure) hotel breakfast and a couple cups of coffee, that is.

The crowd at Sky Harbor; hard to believe air travel isn’t close to pre-pandemic levels.

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Missouri COVID Death Statistics

While My Better Half was barreling across multiple states on her epic road trip, I put together a spreadsheet of Missouri COVID death statistics from the state of Missouri’s COVID dashboard which provided the number of cases and deaths by age group which allowed me to calculate the case fatality rate; the ratio of age related to average CFR column (not a percentage!) which is the age related CFR divided by the average CFR in the Total row – so the value of 9.91 for 80+ indicates that people in that age category have 9.91 times the risk of dying on a case basis than the average while at 55-59 you have basically half the risk; and the percentage of deaths by age group plus the cumulative percentage. I have to believe Missouri is representative of the country as a whole since we are kind of in the middle both in location and rural/urban split. Sometimes we just don’t appreciate how age drives outcome for COVID – not shown but based on other data I’ve seen the rate at which people are admitted to the ICU is driven by age, but not as strongly as deaths, and admitted to the hospital is driven by age, but even less strongly than ICU admission.

This is why I keep saying the vaccinations should only focus on older people and those with comorbidities, and any focus on an essential job will wind up killing people and keeping hospitals overburdened. More than 85 percent of deaths occur in people past the age of retirement, so the data and experience make it crystal clear our essential societal functions can thrive in the face of COVID, unlike for example extreme cold or heat or wildfires which have brought the regions of the country that have experienced them recently to their knees. It’s as deadly as putting COVID positive people back in nursing homes to vaccinate anyone younger with no comorbidity before anyone older.

Also, there have only been 3 deaths of people under the age of 18, which is less than flu kills year in and year out of this age group. People in their 20s run a tiny risk, so schools really should be open in person full time with an option for those few that do have comorbidities.

We have to abandon our preconceived notions about disease and just follow the data for the one we are actually confronted with – and COVID is not an equal opportunity killer. When the data tells us the median age of death is 79, we need to listen.

Values for Case and Death from Missouri COVID dashboard early February 2021

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You Call That a Rollout?

First, let me say get the COVID vaccine.  The only way to get past this virus is either most people catch it or get vaccinated, and vaccination is preferable.  So again, get vaccinated.

None of the testing and analysis has been short cut for the vaccines – the decision making and bureaucracy has instead.  Gone is the the general foot dragging by the manufacturer while it tries to decide if they can make money after the cost of the testing (clinical trials aren’t cheap) and manufacturing versus what the market will turn out to be plus trying to factor the risk involved.  So they tend to go slow while looking at small sets of data trying to decide if the cost of gathering larger sets of data will be worth it.  And then the FDA (the government agency that has killed more Americans, even more than the VA) has it’s own ways of slowing everything down – requesting more data, making decisions at a snails pace – because they don’t care about the human toll of delay and disapproval, just the risk they approve something and somehow they get blamed for any problems with it.  And even with all that depends on these vaccines they took weeks to schedule meetings or look at data that should have taken days at most.

Nothing really says failure of the government public health apparatus at all levels than these vaccines.  The CDC issued guidelines for a crazy multi phased, multi tiered roll out that looks like they started with something put together over a few beers after watching “Contagion”.  The plan worries about preserving societal functioning so what job you do moves you up or down in the priority list – Missouri very helpfully assigns morticians and embalmers in the same very high priority group with public health administrators and law enforcement.  And then of course equity is a big thing so being homeless or in prison or a member of disproportionately affected populations puts you in phase 2.  And then because we love our children Young Adults and Children are in Phase 3 along with another set of important workers.  And then it must have dawned on them that COVID is nothing like the fictional virus of Contagion, so they tack on to that unappetizing hodgepodge Long Term Care Facility residents, people over 65, and people with the COVID comorbidities we’ve all come to know and hate. And then they don’t even specify a Phase 4, just leave it implied that someday they’ll get around to the rest of us.

But the fact that COVID was here for like nine months before they issued these guidelines and society is no closer to collapse due to COVID (our politics maybe) didn’t seem to dawn on them, or that our hospitals, not society at large, is what is under pressure from COVID.  So despite all these wonderful charts about how COVID deaths and hospitalizations are hugely driven by age and comorbidity (basically people under 50 show very low hospitalization rates with little seasonal variation unlike all the age groups over 50, and the line for 17 and under basically hugs zero), they left in all the pointless generic virus protecting society complexity and young people.  It would have been childsplay to use the data we already have to a few levels of who is at most risk of dying/hospitalization based on age and comorbidity.  Number one would be LTCF residents, then something like people over 75 and people over 55 with comorbidities, then people over 65 and anyone with comorbidities, then everyone over 50,  and then everyone else.  That approach would both lower the death toll and relieve the strain on hospitals the quickest, and be easy to understand.  It’s crazy, people under 17 should be the last people to get the vaccine, and yet they get a bump in priority.  

The actual vaccination program has not gone well (at least it seems now to be better than our contact tracing efforts).  First the states seemed totally unprepared for a vaccination program.  Some governors would rather waste vaccine than have their priority schemes not followed.  And there seems to be 20 million dose disconnect between what the federal government thinks they’ve delivered vs what the states think they’ve received.  The target audience is old people, and so of course we use complex websites hastily thrown together to sign up to get vaccinated.  And despite the deaths and ravaged economy, can you detect a sense of urgency in the vaccination efforts?   I sure can’t.  It was like the Warp Speed team had urgency and figured out how to dramatically shorten the time from development to shipment with approval and then turned it over to normal government where it has been business as usual. 

Let me say one last time, unlike facial cover wearing, social distancing, lockdowns, and hand washing,  these vaccines have actual clinical trials to back them up, both on safety and efficacy – so quit placing your trust in the unproven and get vaccinated.  

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Duel of the Playlists

I managed to snag a six month (free) trial subscription to Spotify Premium – it was some tech giant’s way of thanking me for putting them on my permanent payroll. I didn’t set out to see what freebies I was getting but as I was trying to navigate a miserable website I just sort of stumbled across it, kind of like de Vaca and the Seven Cities of Cibola. I got six months of free Disney Plus through Verizon last year, so this back scratching by the big boys seems to be a thing.


Consequently, I have spent the last couple of days looking for and listening to new music, and by new music I mean old music I know but don’t already own. The more intimate I’m with the song the better. The older I get the more I treasure music with an emotional resonance from my youth. And so I turned to sound tracks and thus re-discovered the theme to On Her Majesty’s Secret Service by John Barry and the theme to Duel at Diablo which unfortunately does not have a version from the movie, but a version by the Ersatz Orchestra from their album Cine Magic 66 which suffers from the brass not being as brassy nor the strings as stringy as the original. This life is a vale of suffering.


My hopes were raised by the existence of playlists on Spotify, but as per usual they were dashed because while I love my playlists, I don’t love your playlists. Musical tastes, like so many tastes, are very individual. Despite the right playlist name, the songs themselves just weren’t right. And most sadly, there is no KSHE classics playlist. This life is a vale of suffering.


Before playlists there were mix tapes – those were heady days when you could pick the exact songs in the exact order you wanted. Live Free or Die! I even had this little attache case full of them so I could bring them with me wherever I went. Sometimes there would be complaints, and I would point out the the mix tape was titled “Long, Boring, and/or Weird” so at least I was accurate (I am not making up the name). If I made new playlists with my newly (re-)discovered music they would be “There Will Be Brass” and “Music to Invade Poland By”.


Another one of the songs I rediscovered and have put into the weight lifting rotation (AKA Music to Invade Poland By) is “Duel of the Fates” from Star Wars Episode One or the fourth one, the one nobody wants to see again. It’s the music that plays during the climactic duel between Darth Maul and Qui-Gon and the only four minutes of the movie worth watching. The song itself is an homage to (such a polite way of saying theft of) “O Fortuna” of Carmina Burana fame which you’ve heard in a zillion movies and TV shows. I suppose John Williams thought to himself he could write something just as good and by golly he did. Even better. Except that for some reason he made it about corndogs. I’m not sure if it’s in praise of the corndog, or a lament you just can’t get a good corndog in the Star Wars universe – maybe Darth Maul thinks Qui-Gon has a corndog hidden somewhere in those flowing robes. Think of the suffering that would have been averted if Qui-Got had just given him a corndog.

I may not recognize any of the other words, but they sure say “Corndog!” a lot. It’s one of those words I suppose that you can’t translate. German would just concatenate corn battered meat tube on a stick into one word, so they aren’t singing German. Corndog is just so American that any other language simply borrows it lock, stock, and barrel. Even Sanskrit.

Everything Is Smoke

Enjoy life with the wife whom you love, all the days of your vain life that He has given you under the sun, because that is your portion in life and in your toil at which you toil under the sun.

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