RTAWE – The Civil War Strikes Back

Today was so super colossal it gets its own title. And we all know how sequels turn out.

Ok, enough fun and on to the dreary slog through one of my interminable vacation post.

Today we visited the Gettysburg National Military Park which pretty much surrounds and penetrates the town of Gettysburg. We started by walking a couple of miles near the (closed) visitor center which pretty much covered the union lines on Cemetery Ridge. Then we got in the car and drove the 16 stop auto tour which was many miles long – I couldn’t find out how long but let’s just say the first place we looked for afterwards was a gas station. At most stops we (and by we I mean me as the better half was more judicious) got out and clambered around. The battle itself took 3 days and was a sprawling affair.

I have noticed that children never walk when they can run or one of their parents want them to, so in an effort to be younger I ran to catch up to MBH or when she remained behind in the car and I got out. It was time effective but I did get some looks.

There are 1320 stone monuments of various sizes that mark the location of every unit on a given day as well as every event that happened plus some for leaders who did important things (including dying) plus this, that and the other thing. Apparently in the 1880s the idea was to provide a way for future generations to understand the battle. I admit at first I thought they got more than a bit carried away with stone markers literally everywhere but one I read the sign that explained the intent I understood even if the result is a little crazy. Ok, more than a little.

The big monuments did come in handy because they helped you see the scale of the battle. For instance when you are standing where the Confederates started Pickets Charge and you can see the largest Union Monuments on Cemetary Ridge you just shake your head and wonder.

There are also a lot of cannons, I mean a lot of cannons, but they were helpful because they oriented you to how the lines faced.

After a very late lunch we visited the Eisenhower National Historic Site but we could only walk around as every building is closed. The joys of a vacation in the time of COVID.

Monuments and fields as far as the eye can see.
We found a couple of my ancestors in this list of Union soldiers, one a mountain man and the other Jewish.
Ok men, the plan is we are going to advance all the way across this open field under cannon and rifle fire and then bayonet everybody over there.
Hangin with Abe. Now I just need to write as briefly
Monuments to the left of me, monuments to right, stuck on Cemetery Ridge with you.
Yes, I checked it wasn’t loaded before standing there.
Selfie on Little Round Top.
You could actually go up a staircase and get out on the balcony of that moniment.
Portrait of the artist as an old man.
I’m on top of the world! In the Devils Den.

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RTAWE – Day 2

We drove the length and breadth of West Virginia, crossed the eastern Continental Divide, threaded our way through the needle that is Northern Maryland, and drove the entire length of I-68 before arriving starving and exhausted in Gettysburg Pennsylvania, just like Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia. After six states in two days we won’t budge from this one for two days.

We were in the Mountains of Maryland, which having spent all my prior time in southern Maryland made as much sense to me as the Pyramids of Mars until I saw them. Who knew?

The obligatory selfie at a scenic overlook in Maryland. I just got my second post shutdown haircut (third if you count when I took kids scissors to my bangs) so I’m back to the Roman Emperor look. My better half is, as always, my better half including in the looks department.
Sign, sign 
Everywhere a sign 
Blockin’ out the scenery 
Breakin’ my mind 
Do this, don’t do that 
Can’t you read the sign?
Okay, which is it? A true sign of the times.

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The Inaugural Day of the Road Trip Almost Without End (RTAWE)

I have set two goals for our Road Trip Almost Without End: don’t spend a night sleeping in the car, and have 10 minutes a day that are pleasant. They don’t have to be consecutive.

We did stumble right out of the gate as I reserved a tasting at Bulleit distillery and a tour and tasting at Barrel House Distillery and making careful use of the map app to determine driving times and with allowances for lunch and potty breaks picked when to leave our house in the morning and the times for the appointments. Apparently my mastery of addition is not as firm as I thought since we discovered when we pulled away from lunch we would be arriving half an hour late. Oops. They could squeeze us in an hour and a half later, but we canceled to make the other tour. I shouldn’t have to make such hard decisions on vacation.

My addition was not completely off so we were able to arrive well before the second tour time and spent many pleasant minutes in Lexington’s distillery district. One goal down.

When we checked into our nearly deserted hotel we discovered that the A/C in our room didn’t actually cool. The front desk suggested we unplug the unit and press the reset button on the plug. That didn’t work the first or second time we tried it, so they moved us to another room which we could tell as soon as we opened the door had a functioning A/C. Whew. We just felt bad that we had made the old room unclean. Still, both goals achieved!

At this point I’m happy because we’ve set a pretty low bar for the trip.

On the other hand, tomorrow is just a long drive through West Virginia. Pretty scenery will have to suffice.

They cook the grains for the Bourbon in the vat on the right, the still is on the left, the distiller and the bucket he collects the distillate in is in the center. The desperado look is all COVID since he also gives the tours and that’s his mask. Very high tech operation.
After fermentation is done the leftover grain is picked up by a cattle rancher. So you really should enjoy your bourbon with a nice steak or prime rib to get the full effect.
Paperwork and bureaucracy are the bane of all our existences, even a craft distillers. (I’d say they are a mom and pop operation but the two people that run the place are too young to be anybody’s parents.). They write everything down and keep track of almost everything. But not necessarily everything, as Andrew mentioned they have to report everything to the government that goes into the cooking vat, including the drops of corn declumper, but not if it gets added to the fermentation vat. Nobody asked what that might be. Somethings are just best not to know, especially if you are going to go taste them in a few minutes.
This is my kind of sign asking you to do what you already know you should. As seen at The Break Room where we enjoyed a light dinner of giant pizza slices.

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Day Zero, Hour Zeroish

On the road again, just can’t wait to get on the road again.

The more I travel, the less I pack. Clothes, toiletries, coffee, detergent. Nothing but the staples. One detergent pod is worth ten pounds of clothes, so now I take a credit card, a little cash, a few clothes, and a bunch of detergent pods. Given the terrible division in America, we have to take both coffee pods and ground coffee. Hope for the best, plan for the worst, calculate pods vs. ground carefully.

Tomorrow Kentucky, so sorry but no pretty photos.

Don’t forget, the secret to happiness is low expectations, so don’t overthink it, underthink it.

What, me worry?

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Therapy Peacock Wanted

I’m holding a fundraiser so I can get this magnificent bird as a therapy animal for me and the better half. I think I’d like it better than the therapy chihauaha that did a handstand to pee we saw the other day. At least the lady with the dog claimed it was a therapy dog when the restaurant told her no dogs allowed. So if you have a few extra bucks send them my way please, it’s for a good cause.

Leadership

I don’t know about you, but I’ve gotten pretty tired of this rule by decree we’ve fallen into at every level of government and party now. I’d love to blame our terrible political class, but we are the ones who vote them into power – we’ve fallen prey to a miserable tribalism in America and elect politicians purely on cultural grounds instead of their ability to lead.

But we need these decrees you say, why if everyone wore a mask we’d have this infection licked. Maybe, but even so I see plenty of people walking around with masks below their noses or even their mouths or wearing bandanas or balaclavas so they are technically in compliance but not really helping. And there are enough nut jobs on both sides of the mask divide or people who can’t stand even a whiff of perceived criticism I just roll my eyes. And my eyes are getting worn out over way more than just masks.

Leaders educate and motivate so that when crunch time comes we all work together to get the job done. We are stuck with politicians and a media that do their darnedest to make us dumber, divided, and sullen by hectoring and lying.

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Masks Gone Wild

How to correctly wear a mask – it’s left as an exercise for the viewer to determine which of the three ways presented are correct.

I demonstrated a fourth way yesterday as I put mine on my wrist as we walked from the library to the grocery store as a way to keep it handy but not worry about losing it. You should have seen the looks I exchanged with drivers wearing theirs.

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The Epidemic So Far

I’m no expert on the COVID epidemic, but I did excel in high school science which apparently means I’m OK to opine on Facebook about it if I can believe what so many of my friends post. Actually, I don’t think anyone has achieved expert status on the overall epidemic, even though I think there are MDs who’ve gotten pretty expert at treating it.

Anyway let’s go back to the beginning per Vizzini and take a look at the chart that at least in March explained it all, said chart which I have included a copy of for your viewing pleasure. Take a look at it.

Anything strike you about it?

If you replaced Phily with New York and St. Louis with the rest of the country and adjusted the dates by over a hundred (!) years, it sure looks to this simple mind a lot, I mean a lot, like what we are going through. Basically the virus ran rampant in Philly then and NYC now, while St. Louis then and the rest of the country now managed to keep it under much better control.

Empty Nest

Somebody found a way to console themselves in their empty nest.

Masquerade

There is a chart that’s been floating around the inter webs for a while now that purports to show the effect of masks on coronavirus spread.  Let’s just say it’s more full of shaving cream than a 10 pound can of Barbasol.  Rather than delve into the chart, let me provide my thinking (right, wrong, or indifferent) about maskology.  

Let’s start with how you get infected.  You have an infected person who is emitting viruses.  You have an uninfected person who is taking the viruses in.  If you don’t interact with an infected person, you can’t get infected (I include encountering their viruses later on a surface and then taking that in somehow as part of interacting, but since this is about masks and CDC says (and let’s hope their right about something for a change!) surface contact is an unlikely infection route we will ignore it). 

So rule number one is limit your interactions with other people, and one A is don’t touch your face until after you wash or otherwise disinfect your hands.

But let’s say you do interact with an infected person.  You have to take in a certain threshold of viruses before you are likely to become infected, so you can think of it as ignorable risk until you hit a certain number, then your risk rapidly climbs as you take in more, and then it reaches you’re pretty much going to get infected after this number  – a big S curve of risk versus viral load (number of viruses you take in).  And you know what – the value where the risk starts to climb, where it hits 50%, and then becomes virtually certain is going to vary somewhat by person.  But for the sake of this thought process we’re just going to say when you hit a certain viral load you’re infected.

How much virus that person emits depends on what they are doing – just breathing, talking, sneezing, coughing, singing, talking loudly and excitedly, etc.  And again, it’s going to vary from person to person based on how infected they are, what stage of their illness they are in, and probably another half dozen things that we are, you guessed, going to ignore other than people emit the virus at different rates.

So you have an infected person, not wearing a mask, they emit virus at a rate such that at the geometry (i.e. distance, relative positions, direction of emitting and taking in) the uninfected person will receive an infectious viral load in 10 minutes.  So if you interact with that infected person for 10 minutes you become infected.  For you advanced thinkers out there, we’ll pick the leading edge of the rise in probability so we can say you can stand there for 10 minutes before you start up the rise in infection so you’re safe as houses until that 10 minute mark.

Now let’s add a mask.  The infected person puts on a typical cotton mask.  This reduces the number of viruses that reach the uninfected person – but by how much?  And that’s where the evidence get’s thin.  So I’m going to pick a reasonably conservative number that also happens to make the math work out easier, and say that the mask decreases the viral load per minute by 30% – so 70% makes it through.  I know, I know, if you blow particles through the material you may well come up with a higher value, but given fit, variation etc. etc. I’m picking a value that is for illustration purposes only since we don’t know the real value and it probably will vary with how well it fits, the actual material, if you wear it below you nose like some people do, etc. etc.  So that means that means you need 1/0.7 longer to reach the infectious threshold so I’ll do the math for you that means 1.4286 times longer or about 14 minutes, 17 seconds instead of 10 minutes. 

Now let’s add another mask.  The uninfected person puts on a typical cotton mask.  I’m one of those weirdo’s who thinks that to a first order if a mask  stops virus from leaving at a certain rate it stops it entering at the same rate, so we will pick the same 30% reduction.  That means that 49% of the virus gets through (70% times 70%) which I’m going to round to 50% to make the math easier.  Which means you have twice as long, 20 minutes instead of 10, before the viral load reaches the infection point.  So I think that instead of saying a mask cuts your risk by x% it’s better to think it takes longer, probably significantly longer to reach the same risk level as without a mask.

That’s how I see masks working.  They allow you to interact longer with infected people before becoming infected yourself.

What does that mean in practice?  Here’s an example.  Let’s say you go to get your hair cut.  Amy and Betty are both infected (so, yeah, a true story except for the names), and both take 10 minutes of close interaction to complete a haircut.  And the rules are both you and the stylist are masked.  When I get my haircut, the stylist is above and right behind breathing over the top of me, so the geometry is not good.  Let’s say Amy, for whatever reason, emits enough virus that without masks you are infected in 6 minutes.  So with masks, it will take 12 minutes.  You only interact for 10, so you and everyone else whose hair she cuts are not infected.  Man, masks are wonderful!  

Betty, for the sake of comparison, emits emits 50 percent more virus – maybe she’s a non-stop talker, maybe she’s a loud talker, maybe she’s in poor shape and breathes heavily, maybe all three, who knows – enough virus that without masks she infects others in 4 minutes.  So with masks, it will take 8 minutes.  You interact for 10, so she infects everybody whose hair she cut that day.  Man, masks are worthless!

So tell me, what is the effectiveness of masks if someone did a study?  If Amy and Betty work at the same salon and were infected the same day, you would be tempted to say 50% since half of the people who got their haircut that day were infected and everybody wore masks.  If Amy and Betty worked at different salons and were sick at different times, you would likely see one study that said masks are 100% effective and another that said they had no effect – and all of us would go see, I’ll keep right on believing what I want to believe because SCIENCE!

I will mention that there is some evidence and a lot of feeling that viral load affects how sick you do get with COVID, which is a very variable disease in its severity, so even Betty’s clients may see benefit from wearing a mask because even though they still were infected, they might not get as sick as they would have if they didn’t wear a mask.  

Masks are one more layer of protection that ultimately can be overcome, so wear them but don’t rely on them.  

And if you see a graphic that says if both people wear a mask you only have a 1.5% chance of infection, remember it’s full of shaving cream.  You stay close enough to an infected person long enough, you’ll get infected too even if you both wear masks (unless you’re both wearing N95s in which case it would take literally days).

For really super advanced people, let’s talk N95 masks which in theory are guaranteed to only let in 5% of tiny particles, so you would have 20 times longer – so if it takes 10 minutes without masks, just you wearing an N95 would give you 200 minutes before starting to run the risk of infection.  And I’ve read that they let in more like 3%, so you have 33 times longer.  And N99 masks – well, you get 100 times longer.  That’s right, an N99 is not 4% better than an N95, it’s 5 times better.  When you compare masks, you need to compare what they let thru, not what they stop.

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